Aaah, so Big Brother Karkat wasn’t really angry at you! He was just doing his funny thing where he looks really intense for a second and then flips out inexplicably at random stuff.
He’s so funny! Big Brother Karkat is the hilariousest. All your other siblings are deeply amused by his antics. You sure missed him when he was stuck in his coon!
> Karkat: serve out paps like you’re the only butler left in an overrun Butler Island.
Sheesh, you don’t have to be told how to do your job—
Aw. Aw no. Look at that face. You put it there. You and your stupid grumbling about awful dolls which are inducing your PUPA SIBLINGS to taking unhealthy diets.
You are the worst. It is you.
> Quick, comfort this child!
How are toymakers all over the world able to sleep every morning while knowing they are pushing such a warped, impossible, damaging standard of physical beauty upon young, innocent, impressionable little pupas everywhere, everyday?
If you ever meet the CEO of Troll Mattel, you’ll have some very pointed words to say to him.
Still, you take a deep breath and remind yourself that it could always be worse.
This poor impressionable young child could have been holding a Troll Bratz.
> Stop monologuing and pay attention to those poor kids already.
IT’S A TROLL BARBIE.
By GOD you hate these things. Just… look at it. LOOK AT IT.
It doesn’t even have TROLL poportions. Any normal, living troll would crack in half with a waist so thin! Where does she even put her internal organs? And the horns are physically unfeasible. Little trolls everywhere cry at night wishing they had horns this pretty and you are most definitely not one of them in any way whatsoever.
You detest them.
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